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Ch 13
"ou vous entrerez ma baguette dans vos croisants minuscules entre vos cuisses de grenouille," le maitre'd a indiqué.
"C´est un outrage! je n´aurai acune une telle chose comme baguette vers le haut de l´abrutie de mon ou mon épouse. je suis maintenant foreé de vous violer uniformément jusqu´á ceque vous matrice de hemorage interne!"

je suis le seul un vivant gauche...
Ch 14
In September 2003, the Middle East Media Research Institute reported an hysteria of "penis-melting robot combs" in Khartoum, capital of Sudan.

Sudanese victims were made to believe by force of suggestion that their penises would melt away after they shared an electronic (or "robot") comb, shook hands, or received a verbal curse. The so-called "penis-melting" has been blamed on Zionists trying to wipe out the Sudanese people by making their men unable to reproduce.
The hysterical reports were spread throughout Sudan by means of cell phone text-messaging.
Local media also contributed to the idea's spread. The Sudanese columnist Ja'far Abbas has warned visitors to avoid shaking hands with "a dark-skinned man". In reference to the electronic comb which was supposed to have caused one man's penis to disappear, Abbas writes, "No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull, [passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!"
The phrase "Penis-melting Zionist robot combs" has been coined to describe this story. However, a quick perusal of the article in question reveals no such phrase, or nothing similar beyond the words "penis melt".
Desember 2006